I Thought This Stuff Only Happened in Goonies

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I don't even know if Goonies had a bridge like this, but it should. As the lady describing the Obama's sex life would say, "Are you fist f-ing me?". There isn't a chance in hell I would cross this bridge. But that's also b/c I have a gash in between my legs.