October 7, 2009
April 19, 2009
April 9, 2009
No Title Needed - Just Watch and Laugh
April 8, 2009
April 7, 2009
Tricia Helfer is HOT!
Tricia Helfer is a star on Battlestar Gallactica. I know, usually not my cup of tea but she was on Burn Notice last season and recently appeared on Chuck. I love me some Burn Notice and Chuck ain't half bad either. I was browsing by wwtdd.com and apparently she posed for Playboy a few years back, and well you need to head on over to that site and check out her pics. She might be the perfect women. I'm going to stop with that so I don't sound like a babbling idiot who can't get laid and has to beat off just to get a nut. After seeing her amazing chesticles I now love her more than Megan Fox. Blasphemy? Here are some semi-clothed photos... now go over to wwtdd.com.
I'd definitely poke her face. But I don't think she'd take the offer.
I'd definitely poke her face. But I don't think she'd take the offer.
I Poke Her Face
This shit is hot. Kid Cudi featuring Kanye, Common, and Lady Gaga. I think the question isn't whether this song is sick or not, but it is would you poke Lady Gaga in the face? I don't think I would unless she either a.) promised to deep throat while putting my balls in her mouth with shaft or b.) was making it rain on my wiener and I could keep that chedda.
I Poke Her Face - KiD CuDi feat. Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga
And I don't know what i think about this song, but the video is pretty cool and a little different then the same old money, tits, ass, cars, bling, tattoos... not that there's anything wrong with that.
And I lied, I love Beej's. Bring on Lady Gaga!
I Poke Her Face - KiD CuDi feat. Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga
And I don't know what i think about this song, but the video is pretty cool and a little different then the same old money, tits, ass, cars, bling, tattoos... not that there's anything wrong with that.
And I lied, I love Beej's. Bring on Lady Gaga!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Truman State University
I need everyone to take a deep breath before you proceed to the links below.* I am not kidding this is one of the weirdest / scariest things I have ever come across in my life. Jared, Cravens, and Josh you probably sat next to these kids, who are we kidding josh you were probably a member and currently running the Kansas alumni branch. Either way this is amazing and I had to stop reading after a while because I could not believe how much time and effort was devoted to this. I bet if you mentioned a game of quidditch to one of these kids they would cum in their pants. Really explore the site.
http://truman.hvzsource.com/index.php
http://www.trumanzombies.com/index.php
* Ben put down the laptop and take a deep breath. Now put the scissors back in your desk drawer. It's going to be ok buddy, they don't understand, just relax.
http://truman.hvzsource.com/index.php
http://www.trumanzombies.com/index.php
* Ben put down the laptop and take a deep breath. Now put the scissors back in your desk drawer. It's going to be ok buddy, they don't understand, just relax.
Building the Arms of the Future
The Rocket Arm is an isotonic weight training device designed specifically to strengthen the baseball and softball player's throwing arm.
Used & Endorsed by Roger Clemens!
5 Time Cy Young Award Winner
I don't have the slightest idea what this thing is, but I heard the 2009 version comes with needles and a piece of wood to bite down on while you shoot up. This is amazing.
April 6, 2009
April 3, 2009
You Guys Played Like Poop!
If this was my coach I would have busted out laughing. I think that is why they cut the video immediately after the word poop, b/c the entire team was laughing uncontrollably.
March 30, 2009
It's Fantasy Time!
So, it's that time of year again. Fantasy baseball has started back up and the real season is only a week away. I check my fantasy team at least 5 times a day, but there is nothing to check being the season has yet to start. This has sparked an idea. What are the perils of fantasy baseball?
There is only one. Your significant other will constantly get pissed b/c instead of spending time with her, or paying attention to her while together, you are checking stats, probable lineups, and injury reports. I actually think this "peril" turns into a positive because you actually spend less time (mentally) with said significant other. I can be sitting watching tv with a girlfriend and she'll be blabbering away and unbeknown to me an hour has gone by with me somewhat paying attention to her ramblings. It's a beautiful thing. This may cause some fights however, but a nice flower or dinner usually does the trick.
Here are other potential perils that are actually positives:
-Less time being productive at work (positive is self explanatory)
-Incessantly debating over who you should start or sit (Once you figure it out and you are successful, few things are more joyful)
-Less time being active (Who like to run anyways? Grab your laptop, a beer, some pizza and your day is set)
-Stay in on weekends to figure out lineups (See above, you'll never have a shitty night out ever again)
There are probably others or better ones but I have to go see who's on waivers.
There is only one. Your significant other will constantly get pissed b/c instead of spending time with her, or paying attention to her while together, you are checking stats, probable lineups, and injury reports. I actually think this "peril" turns into a positive because you actually spend less time (mentally) with said significant other. I can be sitting watching tv with a girlfriend and she'll be blabbering away and unbeknown to me an hour has gone by with me somewhat paying attention to her ramblings. It's a beautiful thing. This may cause some fights however, but a nice flower or dinner usually does the trick.
Here are other potential perils that are actually positives:
-Less time being productive at work (positive is self explanatory)
-Incessantly debating over who you should start or sit (Once you figure it out and you are successful, few things are more joyful)
-Less time being active (Who like to run anyways? Grab your laptop, a beer, some pizza and your day is set)
-Stay in on weekends to figure out lineups (See above, you'll never have a shitty night out ever again)
There are probably others or better ones but I have to go see who's on waivers.
I'm not in Love w/ a Stripper but I am TJ Oshie
Here is the Oshie play from the other day where he annihilates Rick Nash. Nash just happens to be Columbus' "star" player. This game was played in St. Louis and the crowd went crazy.
A day later, they played in Columbus and all of the fans booed Oshie every time he touched the puck. Nash tried to go after Oshie as retaliation to what transpired the previous day. Nash got owned AGAIN! Hilarious!
Keep in mind these announcers are from the Blue Jackets' FSN affiliate and that the Blues won both games. Is Blues hockey back????
A day later, they played in Columbus and all of the fans booed Oshie every time he touched the puck. Nash tried to go after Oshie as retaliation to what transpired the previous day. Nash got owned AGAIN! Hilarious!
Keep in mind these announcers are from the Blue Jackets' FSN affiliate and that the Blues won both games. Is Blues hockey back????
March 23, 2009
Some Awesome Videos
This is nothing short of amazing. I love how muh pleasure the announcers get out of Tootoo getting his butt kicked.
This article needs to be read. I am pretty sure this is a joke, but I could see this guy pulling this off. I mean can you imagine how many 16 year old girls would hand over thier souls and the rights to everything they are thinking in order to stay on facebook:
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2009/02/facebook-soul-owners.html
March 17, 2009
Just in Time for the Tournament!
Here's some Gus Johnson for you! Unfortunately, I still can't find, "TAQUAIN DEAN! BAESLINE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I would also like to mention that I included this first game b/c a.)it's MU but more importantly, b.) I was in jail during this game and never heard the call or saw the dunk.
And here's two similar ones. One with video the other not.
I would also like to mention that I included this first game b/c a.)it's MU but more importantly, b.) I was in jail during this game and never heard the call or saw the dunk.
And here's two similar ones. One with video the other not.
March 12, 2009
Stephen Colbert in Space?
If you don't think The Colbert Report on Comedy Central is funny, you might not have a sense of humor. I'm a big fan of making a farce out of everything, especially the things that people hold most dearly, and this is exactly what Colbert does. Also keep in mind that this is the same man who tried to run for president with Doritos as his sponsor. I guaran-fuckin-tee you that if his name would have appeared on that ballot I would have thrown my patriotism and freedom right out the window and cast a vote for humor, with cool ranch as his running mate. Anyway, NASA has a poll to name some piece of the International Space Station and Colbert has asked Colbet Nation to vote for him. Here's a video.
And here's where you go to vote.
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html
Maybe we could start a DELI campaign to name this piece of space junk. I suggest "Blum."
March 10, 2009
Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Biel is really, really attractive. Dressing her up as a very, very sexy cartoon doesn't take anything away from her. Especially if you like HUGE asses. Does describing a cartoon as sexy make me weird?
And, only because it was on the site where I got the previous clip. Here's Mark Wahlberg talking to animals. So funny.
And finally, the Wii guys, which was on a few weeks ago. Ironically, I do this everyday. And I'm not talking about playing Wii. Lame joke, I know.
And, only because it was on the site where I got the previous clip. Here's Mark Wahlberg talking to animals. So funny.
And finally, the Wii guys, which was on a few weeks ago. Ironically, I do this everyday. And I'm not talking about playing Wii. Lame joke, I know.
March 6, 2009
Ninja Bear
Clearly this bear is far more coordinated than I am. If I was in charge of this zoo, I would showcase this kung fu bear in duels to the death against the best ninjas from around the world. With skills like that it's just a matter of time before he learns to speak like five languages and takes over the world. He would be our first black bear President. First black President my ass.
March 5, 2009
Megan Fox
Apparently, Megan Fox may have gotten back together with David Silver (aka Brian Austin Gayeen). My slim hopes of dating her have disappeared yet again. My life is useless. Despite the fact that she is obviously mentally handicapped when it comes to men (which is why I would be perfect) she is about to pitch a shutout (as well as my tent) in our weekly poll. In honor of her hotness, here are random photos:
The above is obviously her head photo shopped on someone's fake boobies and tight abs. I posted this b/c I'm never against fake boobies or photo shopping/airbrushing to make someone look better. Why do you think I always look sexy in pictures?
Here she is spreading her butt cheeks to ease in insertion.
Here's Megan doing her charity work for the Down's Syndrome Society
Here I am hiding my boner.
If you haven't seen this photos yet, go to Egotastic.com. She's wearing pasties but you get the gist of it.
She looks the best in her 'shit' clothes.
God, she dates some douchies.
The above is obviously her head photo shopped on someone's fake boobies and tight abs. I posted this b/c I'm never against fake boobies or photo shopping/airbrushing to make someone look better. Why do you think I always look sexy in pictures?
Here she is spreading her butt cheeks to ease in insertion.
Here's Megan doing her charity work for the Down's Syndrome Society
Here I am hiding my boner.
If you haven't seen this photos yet, go to Egotastic.com. She's wearing pasties but you get the gist of it.
She looks the best in her 'shit' clothes.
God, she dates some douchies.
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