Did you know Walt Whitman was a Molester?

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Matchup of the Week

We'll try and do this again. In honor of Megan Fox's break up with David Silver I bring you the matchup of the week. The appropriately named Ms. Fox will be matched up against her Transformers co-hottie Rachael Taylor. The old blonde vs brunette question. As always voting can be done on the right. So here we go...

Rachael Taylor





Megan Foxy Tits (These photos aren't even fair!)




And one more photo with them together, b/c you can never get enough:

Garnett and Becks Play Hoops

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

I posted a video of this movie a while back. The video with the death Frisbee, if you remember. Here is another good one. "He must be smoking some heavy doobies, whoo."


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Also, Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green. The world is right once again. Global Warming will reverse, the economy will go back up, and I'll be married to her in no time.

Kid gets booted in the face

all i have to say about this clip is this short story:

-Me (pissing myself after watching it once): Addie come watch this video on youtube... its funnier than shit.
-[Addie sits next to me, we watch clip again... I start crying/laughing]
-Addie (NOT laughing): that is not funny, why would you laugh at that!!!
-[Me still laughing... now posting it on DELI blog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQKM_zWnmH4

that is unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm On a Boat

Is Murder Really Worse than Steroids?

Is it just me or does Johnny Damon sound like a 12 year old child in this clip?

I'm Joining the Boy Scouts

And one final phenomenal piece, care of The Onion. I could really see two kids attempting to do this.

Sony's Newest Release!

I have posed this question before, but what is The Onion's budget? Their skits are phenomenal! Again, not work appropriate.

Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007

Preface: Probably not work appropriate.

First, how do people come up with this Shi*? Secondly, How did this guy stay composed during this line, "If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they'll get f-ed right out of our heads." That is one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.

I Can do This

Lance Armstrong is FIRED UP!

Lance is bad ass.

Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the deep end

Inglorious Basterds Trailer

Here's a trailer from Quentin Tarantino's movie coming out this summer. I think it looks pretty F-ing good.

UFC Fight Remixed with Punchout

I love the star punch where GSP get's "charged" up.

I'm a Cool Black Guy

If you read or have ever read the New York Times, you'll find this pretty funny.

That Guy IS a Dick!

I probably would have just framed the photo.

Bar Set Too High for Skanks?

In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

Fantasy Factory!

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Are your Danglie Bits Cold?

They are? Well have I got a product that will warm your willie! Ladies and Gentleman, the willie warmer:


I think I may have to pick up a set. These are awesome. Here's the website where you can look into getting some, http://hearthwench.tripod.com/warmers.html

Deleted "Step Brothers" Scene

Apparently Fancy Sauce is Mayo and Ketchup. I'm going to have to try this out. (There is an F-bomb thrown in this video, so be wise while at work)

Who Cares About the Game?

I thought the commercials yesterday were a bit on the soft side, but here are the one's I thought at least deserved a laugh. The Cash4Gold was funny b/c it was so unexpected. Their commercials normally look like they were made in my basement with a VHS camcorder.




Doritos - Crystal Ball

I thought this one was funny only b/c bitches talk to much.