hahahaha... my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment, i made all the bitches in the area pregnant. that shit is funny.
also, now that 3 DELI members have gone down to the opposite sex, its time to update the top 5 list: 1. mike manns 2. parla 3. ben and laura 4. chipper (chad and stripper) 5. geoff and jessie
It has to be Mike Manns by a wide margin right now. Although I must admit, I went out Saturday...left her at home, got drunk, lost money at the boats, made her take me to get my car the next day...and she wasnt mad at all!! Not a good sign for me. I was kinda pissed that she wasnt.
Chad I will give you my fantasy winnings if you go to the east side on the Christmas Eve and pick up a stripper. I want her to walk upstairs in her hot pink butt shorts on Christmas morning at the Baldwin house. Jack would lose his fucking head.
hahahaha... my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment, i made all the bitches in the area pregnant. that shit is funny.
ReplyDeletealso, now that 3 DELI members have gone down to the opposite sex, its time to update the top 5 list:
1. mike manns
2. parla
3. ben and laura
4. chipper (chad and stripper)
5. geoff and jessie
Chipper....hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt has to be Mike Manns by a wide margin right now. Although I must admit, I went out Saturday...left her at home, got drunk, lost money at the boats, made her take me to get my car the next day...and she wasnt mad at all!! Not a good sign for me. I was kinda pissed that she wasnt.
I think you may be in that number one slot, Parla.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm breathlessly searching for my soul mate over in Western Illinois. Do I got classy or trashy?
Chad I will give you my fantasy winnings if you go to the east side on the Christmas Eve and pick up a stripper. I want her to walk upstairs in her hot pink butt shorts on Christmas morning at the Baldwin house. Jack would lose his fucking head.
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