DELI Fantasy Football Coming to an End

In a tumultuous season, it looks as though Adriana Lima, Marissa Miller, and Allessandra Ambrosia's I Love Angels have clinched the title in the 2nd Annual DELI Fantasy Football League. This may come to a huge surprise to some, but when you look at how the season played out... you will probably feel the same way.

The finals came down to the Angels versus Plax's IQ. Now, we all know that Play's IQ is less than 40, but who would have thought they'd get dismantled in the finals the way that they did? Let's take a look at the two team's run to the title game:

I Love Angels basically got to this point because of one trade. In a monumental move, they acquired uber-receiver Steve Smith and Mr. Everything Frank Gore. This trade, in week three of the fantasy season, really propelled the struggling Angels to the playoffs. They were 0-2 before the trade, and then immediately won the first game with them in the lineup. I would venture to guess that their two cocks could fill the holes of each Angel previously mentioned. They are men. They both battled drugs and injury all season long, but finished with respectable 166 and 178 points. Imagine what they could have done if there wasn't the lure of coke and hookers. The Angels had to acquire Dominic Rhodes later in the season, which proved monumental in the Angels run during the playoffs. For some reason, Gore's nose would not stop bleeding during the title run.

Plax's IQ got to the title game by the waistband on their sweatpants. Being a 7 seed, no one really expected them to be there, but the heart and passion they displayed during their title run will forever be remembered. Despite not having a single receiver who has the coordination to thrust with rhythm, IQ probably made this run because of their two running back acquisitions. In a bout of clairvoyance they received the man with whom they are now named, and ultimately thank for their title run. They not only received the aforementioned IQ of 40, but also Michael Turner. The real deal breaker. All they had to give away was Anquan Boldin and Ricky Williams. What a terrible trade for the other side! We won't get into that, however. The other acquisition was Ronnie Brown. He was definitely an upgrade over their previous back, the oft-injured Laurence Maroney. All they had to give up for Brown was Wes Welker. What a STEAL! What retard would trade Brown for Welker? Dumbass... Anyway, these two backs really helped IQ in their run to the title.

Now the title game is yet to be over. Monday Night games are still to be played. I will give the full recount of the final quarter in DELIBowl II later. As of now it looks like the Angels have it wrapped up, but, if Robbie Gould can single-handedly beat the Green Bay Packers tonight, then IQ may have a glimmer of hope. We'll see how it plays out.

I hope this post jinxes the chances of I Love Angels.