December 22, 2008

A Sad Day for the Truly Alcoholic



I just read about this on another website and thought I would share this with all of you. In light of the news and to make the Christmas tree a bit more colorful this year, I think that a case of Sparks is in order. This will ensure that we all blackout by 8:45 Saturday morning and we will all have wicked neon yellow pee in the morning.

Milwaukee-based MillerCoors — which is moving to Chicago next summer — agreed to remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from Sparks and not produce caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. The company also will pay $550,000 to cover the cost of the investigation into Sparks.

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  1. What's the investigation?

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  2. It has something to do with that fact that kids don't know sparks is alcoholic and associate it with Rockstar and all the other energy drinks. The real crime here is that now i will have to manually combine my energy drink and alcohol, that is just un-American. Plus I was really pulling for a Sparks sponsorship when I get my Nascar team up and running.

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  3. Wow, great work Chad. I am thoroughly impressed! I think I am going to nominate you for member of the year for this thing!

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  4. Joe - dont forget our other sponsor...GasX. Although i was hoping ColonBlow was going to put up a little more dough to be put on the hood.

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