April 19, 2009

April 7, 2009

Tricia Helfer is HOT!

Tricia Helfer is a star on Battlestar Gallactica. I know, usually not my cup of tea but she was on Burn Notice last season and recently appeared on Chuck. I love me some Burn Notice and Chuck ain't half bad either. I was browsing by wwtdd.com and apparently she posed for Playboy a few years back, and well you need to head on over to that site and check out her pics. She might be the perfect women. I'm going to stop with that so I don't sound like a babbling idiot who can't get laid and has to beat off just to get a nut. After seeing her amazing chesticles I now love her more than Megan Fox. Blasphemy? Here are some semi-clothed photos... now go over to wwtdd.com.







I'd definitely poke her face. But I don't think she'd take the offer.

I Poke Her Face

This shit is hot. Kid Cudi featuring Kanye, Common, and Lady Gaga. I think the question isn't whether this song is sick or not, but it is would you poke Lady Gaga in the face? I don't think I would unless she either a.) promised to deep throat while putting my balls in her mouth with shaft or b.) was making it rain on my wiener and I could keep that chedda.

I Poke Her Face - KiD CuDi feat. Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga

And I don't know what i think about this song, but the video is pretty cool and a little different then the same old money, tits, ass, cars, bling, tattoos... not that there's anything wrong with that.


And I lied, I love Beej's. Bring on Lady Gaga!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Truman State University

I need everyone to take a deep breath before you proceed to the links below.* I am not kidding this is one of the weirdest / scariest things I have ever come across in my life. Jared, Cravens, and Josh you probably sat next to these kids, who are we kidding josh you were probably a member and currently running the Kansas alumni branch. Either way this is amazing and I had to stop reading after a while because I could not believe how much time and effort was devoted to this. I bet if you mentioned a game of quidditch to one of these kids they would cum in their pants. Really explore the site.

http://truman.hvzsource.com/index.php

http://www.trumanzombies.com/index.php


* Ben put down the laptop and take a deep breath. Now put the scissors back in your desk drawer. It's going to be ok buddy, they don't understand, just relax.

Building the Arms of the Future















The Rocket Arm is an isotonic weight training device designed specifically to strengthen the baseball and softball player's throwing arm.

Used & Endorsed by Roger Clemens!

5 Time Cy Young Award Winner



I don't have the slightest idea what this thing is, but I heard the 2009 version comes with needles and a piece of wood to bite down on while you shoot up. This is amazing.

April 6, 2009

April 3, 2009

You Guys Played Like Poop!



If this was my coach I would have busted out laughing. I think that is why they cut the video immediately after the word poop, b/c the entire team was laughing uncontrollably.