watched this last night

MODERN SAMURAI CAN CUT ANYTHING

No Title Needed - Just Watch and Laugh

Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator

At a Loss for any kind of words.

and on a sexier note:

More funny videos from the "Bodog Fight" channel at Heavy.com

Lets Poke Fun at Bush

Will Ferrell as Bush w/Jon Stewart from Will Ferrell

Just Dance

These videos are awesome:

Tricia Helfer is HOT!

Tricia Helfer is a star on Battlestar Gallactica. I know, usually not my cup of tea but she was on Burn Notice last season and recently appeared on Chuck. I love me some Burn Notice and Chuck ain't half bad either. I was browsing by wwtdd.com and apparently she posed for Playboy a few years back, and well you need to head on over to that site and check out her pics. She might be the perfect women. I'm going to stop with that so I don't sound like a babbling idiot who can't get laid and has to beat off just to get a nut. After seeing her amazing chesticles I now love her more than Megan Fox. Blasphemy? Here are some semi-clothed photos... now go over to wwtdd.com.







I'd definitely poke her face. But I don't think she'd take the offer.

I Poke Her Face

This shit is hot. Kid Cudi featuring Kanye, Common, and Lady Gaga. I think the question isn't whether this song is sick or not, but it is would you poke Lady Gaga in the face? I don't think I would unless she either a.) promised to deep throat while putting my balls in her mouth with shaft or b.) was making it rain on my wiener and I could keep that chedda.

I Poke Her Face - KiD CuDi feat. Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga

And I don't know what i think about this song, but the video is pretty cool and a little different then the same old money, tits, ass, cars, bling, tattoos... not that there's anything wrong with that.


And I lied, I love Beej's. Bring on Lady Gaga!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Truman State University

I need everyone to take a deep breath before you proceed to the links below.* I am not kidding this is one of the weirdest / scariest things I have ever come across in my life. Jared, Cravens, and Josh you probably sat next to these kids, who are we kidding josh you were probably a member and currently running the Kansas alumni branch. Either way this is amazing and I had to stop reading after a while because I could not believe how much time and effort was devoted to this. I bet if you mentioned a game of quidditch to one of these kids they would cum in their pants. Really explore the site.

http://truman.hvzsource.com/index.php

http://www.trumanzombies.com/index.php


* Ben put down the laptop and take a deep breath. Now put the scissors back in your desk drawer. It's going to be ok buddy, they don't understand, just relax.

Building the Arms of the Future

The Rocket Arm is an isotonic weight training device designed specifically to strengthen the baseball and softball player's throwing arm.

Used & Endorsed by Roger Clemens!

5 Time Cy Young Award Winner


I don't have the slightest idea what this thing is, but I heard the 2009 version comes with needles and a piece of wood to bite down on while you shoot up. This is amazing.

Bayern got SHAT on

You Guys Played Like Poop!

If this was my coach I would have busted out laughing. I think that is why they cut the video immediately after the word poop, b/c the entire team was laughing uncontrollably.

It's Fantasy Time!

So, it's that time of year again. Fantasy baseball has started back up and the real season is only a week away. I check my fantasy team at least 5 times a day, but there is nothing to check being the season has yet to start. This has sparked an idea. What are the perils of fantasy baseball?

There is only one. Your significant other will constantly get pissed b/c instead of spending time with her, or paying attention to her while together, you are checking stats, probable lineups, and injury reports. I actually think this "peril" turns into a positive because you actually spend less time (mentally) with said significant other. I can be sitting watching tv with a girlfriend and she'll be blabbering away and unbeknown to me an hour has gone by with me somewhat paying attention to her ramblings. It's a beautiful thing. This may cause some fights however, but a nice flower or dinner usually does the trick.

Here are other potential perils that are actually positives:

-Less time being productive at work (positive is self explanatory)
-Incessantly debating over who you should start or sit (Once you figure it out and you are successful, few things are more joyful)
-Less time being active (Who like to run anyways? Grab your laptop, a beer, some pizza and your day is set)
-Stay in on weekends to figure out lineups (See above, you'll never have a shitty night out ever again)

There are probably others or better ones but I have to go see who's on waivers.

I'm not in Love w/ a Stripper but I am TJ Oshie

Here is the Oshie play from the other day where he annihilates Rick Nash. Nash just happens to be Columbus' "star" player. This game was played in St. Louis and the crowd went crazy.


A day later, they played in Columbus and all of the fans booed Oshie every time he touched the puck. Nash tried to go after Oshie as retaliation to what transpired the previous day. Nash got owned AGAIN! Hilarious!


Keep in mind these announcers are from the Blue Jackets' FSN affiliate and that the Blues won both games. Is Blues hockey back????

HARPO"S