Paul Rudd is Hotter than Keira Knightly

Public Enemies

A new movie with Johnny Depp and Christian Bale is coming out this summer and it looks flippin' awesome. My anticipation will only mount until the release date, and if this movie is bad I will have to angrily finger blast the chick I bring to this. Just like a tommy gun, hoping to produce BLUM. For her sake, I hope this is as awesome as it looks.

Important 911 Call

There are a lot of things that can be said about this story. That's all I'm saying. Oh, and I tried to find a picture of a 10-piece but couldn't in 60 seconds so I gave up.


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"Woman has 911 meltdown over McNuggets
Fla. police say she called emergency number 3 times after store runs out

updated 8:19 p.m. CT, Tues., March. 3, 2009
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. "This is an emergency."

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal."

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29498350/from/ET/?gt1=43001
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Ok I will say one thing. If I was in the mood for McNuggets, there is absolutely no way a McDouble would satisfy that craving.

2 More Videos for the Day

While trying to scour the ends of the internet, I came across two more videos that I found worthy of posting. First, this amateur boxing match turns into an audition for the ref and MMA. He literally throat slams this guy to the mat.


Next, we have Justin Timberlake on Late Night with Jimm Fallon. I don't think I will ever watch this show b/c I'm not a fan of Fallon, but I do love The Roots and Justin Timberlake is the most musically/dancically/hiphopically inclined white man on the planet. He's pretty funny too.

More White Rappers

Great song, but this Asher Roth guy is a pretty sorry excuse for a rapper. I think I'd even put drunk ass Josh up against him in a battle; I might not put money on Josh, but he probably has more street cred. If you're looking for a legit white rapper, check out this video of Mickey Avalon. Seriously, wikipedia this dude. Supposedly when he lived on the west coast he was a prostitute to fuel his heroin habit. That, my meaty friends, is fucking street cred. He even has ties to Missouri because apparently when he wasn't performing sex acts for cash or mainlining Afghani heroin he went to Webster University for a while.

Oh yeah, DEFINITELY NSFW.



Here's another video for that same song that's pretty funny but you have to go to youtube for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tjq3FdNDHM

And finally, his classic song "My Dick."

I Love College

This video makes me want to be back in college and drink so much I piss myself. Why did I ever graduate? Had we gone to college in LA I think we'd be famous by now. Either for the sexual assaults committed or sh#? like this.

Para Fight

Just because you can't walk, it doesn't mean you can't fight... on a sled.

This is Funny

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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Greg Paulus Kisses Boys

Did you know Walt Whitman was a Molester?

Click on the image for it to enlarge.

Matchup of the Week

We'll try and do this again. In honor of Megan Fox's break up with David Silver I bring you the matchup of the week. The appropriately named Ms. Fox will be matched up against her Transformers co-hottie Rachael Taylor. The old blonde vs brunette question. As always voting can be done on the right. So here we go...

Rachael Taylor





Megan Foxy Tits (These photos aren't even fair!)




And one more photo with them together, b/c you can never get enough:

Garnett and Becks Play Hoops

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

I posted a video of this movie a while back. The video with the death Frisbee, if you remember. Here is another good one. "He must be smoking some heavy doobies, whoo."


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Also, Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green. The world is right once again. Global Warming will reverse, the economy will go back up, and I'll be married to her in no time.

Kid gets booted in the face

all i have to say about this clip is this short story:

-Me (pissing myself after watching it once): Addie come watch this video on youtube... its funnier than shit.
-[Addie sits next to me, we watch clip again... I start crying/laughing]
-Addie (NOT laughing): that is not funny, why would you laugh at that!!!
-[Me still laughing... now posting it on DELI blog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQKM_zWnmH4

that is unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm On a Boat