January 30, 2009

Matchup of the Week

In light of the Playboy.com survey, today's match up will pit the obvious top two sexiest sportscasters in that lineup. Erin Andrews vs. Molly Sullivan. I would say Playboy should just have matched these two up. As always, voting can be done on the right.

Molly Sullivan






Erin Andrews






Obviously, Ms. Sullivan's pics are more professional and she seems to be cosmetically enhanced (not that there's anything wrong w/ that). So try to envision Erin in a studio in all her silicon-free glory.

Molly Sullivan is or was on an E! show called Paradise City. Had never heard of it till I searched her name. Here's a clip from The Soup where they make fun of her and the show.



And to be fair to Erin. Here's a video of her... and Bruce Pearl trying to &%*! her.

January 29, 2009

Super Bowl

http://www.jockandballs.com/2009/01/super-bowl-xliii-drinking-game.html

hmmmm... can we all meet in columbia for the super bowl and play this game??? i swear, i will take off school til thursday because this game sounds UNREAL!!!!

Bud Bowl 2009 Secret Spot

Want to see the 2009 Bud Bowl Secret Spot? Budweiser is currently running a campaign with a secret commercial on a special website. In order to see it, you needed to do the following :

Want to be one of the first to see the 2009 Bud Bowl Secret Spot? Register your mobile number below. Then, sometime during the week of January 19th, you will receive a unique code via SMS text that will unlock the spot!

However through the magic of Youtube, you need not register with them to see it, because we have it here:




That was pretty good, but not sure if it is worth giving Budweiser and Sharp your mobile number. Here is the “Secret Spot” from last year :





Here are some good ones from years past. The swear jar might be the best one ever.








January 28, 2009

Beckham Scores his Second for Milan

How do you score from this angle? Just won a Beckham long sleeved Milan jersey off ebay for $15... let's hope it's not uber-fake. Maybe I'll be able to hit the piss out of the ball and my package will grow by three inches and I'll have ladies all over me every time I wear it. Doubtful.

I Want to Taste Your Sugar Lumps

I'm Screwed

I just read an article that says masturbation is linked to prostate cancer. This sucks. The only joy I have in life will lead to my ultimate doom. Might as well go happy, right? The article says that men in their 20s and 30s who masturbate frequently have a higher risk of developing cancer. The University of Nottingham (obviously the Brits had to bring us down) studied 800 men, about half who had prostate cancer. I don't know how they differentiated between the two but the article stated that intercourse increased the chances of cancer as well, but "self-love" had a higher increase in cases. Maybe it's from all the force and pressure put on the member while wailing away at yourself? They should do a separate study on whether lube helps out the cause, closer to a real life simulation? I bet KY could make some serious cash if they could prove that lubing up before popping off decreased your chance of being diagnosed w/ prostate cancer.

Ironically enough, I still have something to live for, the study also said that men who masturbate past their 40s have a decreased chance of prostate cancer. So, tug away today... and keep on tugging until your wife won't give you any, and you'll pretty much break even.

Kansas is the Gayest School Ever

January 27, 2009

Rob is Coming Back to MTV!

As many of you know, I think Rob Dyrdek might be the coolest guy in the world. Everything I have ever seen him do is hysterical, and he is a lyricist. Everything he says just sounds cool. "I'm so icy, I'm flossy." I don't even know what that means but it's HOT! Apparently a few months ago he told a buddy of his that he'd sell his "Murdered Out" Tahoe for $26,000 in one dollar bills. He was joking, but they took it seriously. Here is the video of the cash delivery. Also, he said on his website that he will no longer murder out vehicles. From now he is "Stormtroop'n" them. How F-ing awesome is that?



To continue my love fest, this next video is a video shoot his company, DC shoes did. He says on his site that all these shots were actually made and that a skate shoe company cannot afford CGI effects. Now, I don't know if I believe that, since he just throws around 26 grand, makes it rain w/ 5 grand, buys 20 thousand dollar helicopters, buys mini horses, murals everything, etc, etc, etc. He wrote that it took him 2 hours to make the front slide board shot he makes in this video. If it's real, this is pretty cool. This video is apparently a few years old, but I had never seen it (or at least didn't remember seeing it).



And here is where you can get his "Gun Show" shirt/hoody. http://www.roguestatus.com/ (I can't get the hyperlinks to work b/c I'm a retard, so just copy and paste)

And as luck would have it, after writing the previous post I did some research and Rob is coming back to MTV! He has a new show airing on Sunday's at 9et starting February 8th. Here's the description:

ROB DYRDEK'S FANTASY FACTORY- 9:00PM ET/PT

After the success of "Rob & Big," ingenious skateboarder
Rob Dyrdek is ready to become the Willy Wonka of Skateboarding in "
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory." The Fantasy Factory is a 25,000 square foot industrial-complex-turned-funhouse designed to expand the reaches of Rob's skateboard empire, known as Dyrdek Enterprises. The heart of the Fantasy Factory is Rob's office that sits atop the world's first indoor concrete skate plaza — a place where anything Rob imagines can become reality. Rob continues to chase down his dreams in his own outlandish way, whether strapping on bouncy stilts to take on Lakers' Lamar Odom in a game of one-on-one basketball(a potential investor for Rob's co-owned restaurant), or enlisting longtime friend and skateboarding superstar Danny Way to help break the world's land-speed record on a skateboard. Rob's cousin Drama returns as Rob's nave, beat-upon whipping boy and personal assistant. As Rob fills his new digs with zip-lines, foam pits, skate ramps, and a "T Rex" (a cross between the Batmobile and a Stormtrooper), Rob will also look to fellow action sports friends, including Travis Pastrana, Paul Rodriguez, Steve Berra, Ken Block and Danny Way, to help him on his journey to make as many fantasies as he can come true.


Here's the aforementioned T Rex


And here's his new Stormtroop'd "whip"


And to top it all off... based on this clip it looks as though he got a new puppy.

Another Buzzer Beater

January 26, 2009

Duke is No. 1

This is for all you Dukies out there. Regardless if you're a fan or not, I thought this was pretty funny. I didn't know Goats just fell over like this. The more you know...

Sexiest Sportscaster?

Playboy.com has released it's finalist for Sexiest Sportscaster. You can vote here if you wish. www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/sexiest-sportscaster-2009

The finalists:

Bonnie Bernstein


Charissa Thompson


Erin Andrews


Lauren Shehadi


Molly Sullivan


John Madden

Carlton Teaches you to Break and Pop



If this weren't from 25 years ago, I'd have this playing in my VHS and record player right now. This is radical.

Lonely Island Coming out with Album

Apparently Andy Samberg's Lonely Island is "dropping" an album on February 10th. It's called INCREDIBAD, and will probably have some funny Shit.

Fat Guy Crying b/c Giants are NOT in Super Bowl


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Is this serious? This fat bastard can't live w/o the Giants being in the Super Bowl. I love how girls are egging him on and then the guy at the end.

And this kid had a rebuttal to all the internet hype:

Think of something more to say then just fat jokes. I realize I’m fat, in that I am the one putting the fattening foods, into my fat mouth…By all means, say what makes you people feel good, but it doesn’t have an impact on me in the slightest. This is making me a celebrity..so by all means continue….I weigh 250 pounds, maybe a few pounds more. I know what I am. I LOVE Big Mac’s and I will continue to devour them as I see fit. I was just simply referencing to the fact that I don’t need to be told that I am fat, because, well, I realize the sentiments and quite frankly, that’s me and that’s fine. I’m a fat fuck and whatever the case may be, but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my large group of friends, some of whom were even referred to as “banging”… Holding an overflowing cauldron of love, Rob.