Stephen Colbert in Space?

If you don't think The Colbert Report on Comedy Central is funny, you might not have a sense of humor. I'm a big fan of making a farce out of everything, especially the things that people hold most dearly, and this is exactly what Colbert does. Also keep in mind that this is the same man who tried to run for president with Doritos as his sponsor. I guaran-fuckin-tee you that if his name would have appeared on that ballot I would have thrown my patriotism and freedom right out the window and cast a vote for humor, with cool ranch as his running mate. Anyway, NASA has a poll to name some piece of the International Space Station and Colbert has asked Colbet Nation to vote for him. Here's a video.

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Space Module Colbert - William Gerstenmaier

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And here's where you go to vote.
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html

Maybe we could start a DELI campaign to name this piece of space junk. I suggest "Blum."

Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit

Jessica Biel is really, really attractive. Dressing her up as a very, very sexy cartoon doesn't take anything away from her. Especially if you like HUGE asses. Does describing a cartoon as sexy make me weird?


And, only because it was on the site where I got the previous clip. Here's Mark Wahlberg talking to animals. So funny.


And finally, the Wii guys, which was on a few weeks ago. Ironically, I do this everyday. And I'm not talking about playing Wii. Lame joke, I know.

Ninja Bear

Clearly this bear is far more coordinated than I am. If I was in charge of this zoo, I would showcase this kung fu bear in duels to the death against the best ninjas from around the world. With skills like that it's just a matter of time before he learns to speak like five languages and takes over the world. He would be our first black bear President. First black President my ass.

Megan Fox

Apparently, Megan Fox may have gotten back together with David Silver (aka Brian Austin Gayeen). My slim hopes of dating her have disappeared yet again. My life is useless. Despite the fact that she is obviously mentally handicapped when it comes to men (which is why I would be perfect) she is about to pitch a shutout (as well as my tent) in our weekly poll. In honor of her hotness, here are random photos:


The above is obviously her head photo shopped on someone's fake boobies and tight abs. I posted this b/c I'm never against fake boobies or photo shopping/airbrushing to make someone look better. Why do you think I always look sexy in pictures?

Here she is spreading her butt cheeks to ease in insertion.






Here's Megan doing her charity work for the Down's Syndrome Society




Here I am hiding my boner.






If you haven't seen this photos yet, go to Egotastic.com. She's wearing pasties but you get the gist of it.




She looks the best in her 'shit' clothes.


God, she dates some douchies.